meet The Fans Session - LIVE on 15th March, Fountain of Wealth at 12.00pm

Before the sun even got to rise, millions of fans were already packing outside Suntec City one week before the actual Meet The Fans Session took place. Not to mention that the Fountain of Wealth could only accomodate up to ten thousand people. Cars, buses and taxis could only be seen travelling towards one direction - Suntec City. Traffic throughout the country was brought to a standstill and as a result, the economy was greatly affected as workers (supporters of Losers.com) were not turning up for work. "I couldn't believe this. The crowd was worse than ever. Even popular boyband "F4" and "WeWe" from taiwan couldn't command such hugh response." replied Candy (former die-hard fan of F4, now a follower of Losers.com). "

Fans of different members of the group could be clearly seen. Fans of The President daunted the "What!" t-shirt specially designed by Sui Kai himself. Fans of Heartless colored their hair blonde specially for this occasion. GYS's fans arrived in their trademark turtle cap and turtle bag. Banders carrying the words "No-smoking" were seen among WiNzAi's die-hard fans. Fans of Himeyaalan were doing their trademark push-ups. Mr Aaarg Oorg's fans were shaking their heads and licking their mouths. Casanova's fans were spotted with armani hairstyle.

The clock ticked at 12pm sharp and Siu Kai, The President made his way down from the stairs towards the Fountain of Wealth. Bad Boy Heartless followed behind closely, followed by GYS, WiNzAi, Himeyaalan, Figo and Casonva. The crowd responsed with the Losers' hand sign. As GYS walked down the stairs, he accidentally lost his balance and the crowd "Oohhh" in shock. GYS managed to grab hold of the handle and in return he responsed with his trademark pervertic smile. As a result, most of the female fans fainted upon seeing his smile. "He actually smiled at me. Did you see that? I couldn't believe it...": replied one female fan before collasping.

As usual, Casanova was already making friends with his female fans. "He was so friendly. Much more friendly than Casper!": said JingJing (his long time supporter). The Losers began to settle down for the Q & A session. The crowd began to push foward hoping to get a better view of each of the members. The first question was directed at Figo. "Why are you always so quiet?" the fans asked. "Because I am a loser!" replied Figo (digging his nose as usual) The next 2 questions were directed at GYS. "What is the success behind the trademark Turtle Cap and Bag?" "It makes me feel myself. Without them, it is as good as being naked.": replied GYS. "Secondly, why do you look like a pervert?" "Because God created me and I have to respect his decision of making me a pervert." replied GYS. The crowd roared upon hearing his anwers.

The next member to answer the question was Treasurer WiNzAi. "Why do you hate smokers, especially girls who smoke?" "Because my mother said so and that's it." replied WiNzAi. "Have you ever approach girls after the primary school incident?" "No." WiNzAi responsed. "What was the main reason? "I... I... am a loser!" WiNzAi answered before shying away from the cameras.

The next few questions were up against Heartless and Himeyaalan. "Was it true that both of you went out with someone on V-day?" "So what if that was true, it didn't mean anything at all. It was just a casual outing." Both of them answered. "Then how can you consider yourselves as members of Losers": a reporter from Chu Mei Feng scandal magazine asked. "She told me that how she wished she never meet me at all. So that's as good as nothing, right." Heartless replied with tears flowing down his cheeks before looking up into the sky. "I never like her at all. It was just a one-sided love." answered Himeyaalan. As soon as Himeyaalan finished his sentence, a girl in tears was seen running away from the scene. Speculation believed that the girl was the one who went out with Himeyaalan on V-day. Himeyaalan showed no emotion on his face.

The last second person to answer was Casanova. "Why is it that you are still a loser even though you have so many female friends around you? "I don't know why. Maybe God wants me to remain a loser for life.":replied Casanova. The last question was directed at the impatient Sui Kai who felt left out of the Q & A session. "Will you remain the president of Losers for life?" Without hesitation, Siu Kai showed his Losers' hand sign to the crowd and recited the motto of Losers. The fans knew that the session was coming to an end and were beginning to lose control of their emotions. "We want more!" "We want more!" To sastify their hunger, Advisor GYS flashed his nipples like he did in his hit movie "Buddha Soccer" to the overwhelming crowds. One by one, the female fans fainted. "His nips are so cute and chubby:" one of the fans screamed.

Soon all the seven members made their way up the stairs and the fans lost sight of them.