WiNzAi's Journal - updated on 24th of March

LOSERS.com to be shut down immediately?

I was sad to hear that the president of Losers.com had decided to shut down this club that was supported by millions throughout the world. Although it was not confirmed yet, it would definitely send this beautiful planet into a turmoil if the club really shut down.

It would definitely be more tragic than the Sep 11 tradegy when Osama sent 2 very very tall buildings crushing down to earth. Talks about Losers.com being a Vile, disgusting, Sex Cult society were all baseless crap. An incident about a student talking back to his teacher was also nosense. Tresurer Ed had every right to believe that a mastermind was behind all this bad publicity. A few suspects were listed, namely Hope.com, Winners.com and Siu Kai The President. What! All along, Losers.com had always been well-liked until recently Siu Kai threatened to shut down the club but was strongly opposed by the other members of the club. Therefore he could be in conspiracy with the Police, Principal, Teacher, Student and Parents to damage the reputation of Losers.com.

As a member of Losers.com, I would hope that the President was innocent but if he was the mastermind, I WOULD NOT LET HIM OFF! Not to mention the millions of fans who would be going after his blood. So Siu Kai, if you are reading this, be prepared for something really BIG to happen to you. This is just a courteous warning to you.

Catch the latest update about the Losers.com scandal on L channel.

GYS infected by Mad Pervert Disease...

This guy was a totally different person during our Marina Tour. First of all, he was hardly recognised by most members. His trademark Turtle Cap and Bag were nowhere to be seen much to the dismay of his fans. His priceless goatee was removed from his chin. As a result , even when his fans chanted "Pervert!" "Pervert!, they failed to recognised him even though he responded with his trademark pervertic smile.

What caused a dramatic change in GYS? The main likely cause was that Siu Kai The President had threatened to shut down Losers.com immediately. GYS's mind was severely damaged and corrupted by this bad news. The first sympton: A new set of dress code never been seen before. The second sympton: GYS has always been hyperactive but surprisingly he doze off during our fans session at Funan Centre. The third sympton: GYS kept on talking dirty stuff during our dinner like Siu Kai's 13 inches Pi-Ni-Shi. The fourth sympton: He insisted on spending a lump sum of $50 on the useless archery membership. The fifth sympton: Continuous movement of body and shouting of these sicko words: "We are the losers. Oh yeh! Yeh! Yeh! Yeh!". The last and most deadly sympton: Hurling abuse at friends' target. GYS couldn't stop insulting Miss A (the female character at the top of this page) even though Heartless was in great pain each time her name was mentioned. "Stop it! Enough!" Heartless raged but to no avail.

GYS continued to mention key word like "Fullerton" which pierced through Heartless's heart. To Siu Kai: If you do not want to lose someone as cute as GYS, forget about shutting down this club.