WiNzAi's Journal - 21th of March

MILK?

As usual, it was a casual outing for the LOSERS at Orchard Road again. In order to prevent another over-whelming crowd at Orchard Road, the LOSERS decided to arrive individually. As this outing was a personal one, we believed that no one including our agents, fans and family knew except the six of us.

Siu Kai, The President with a formal dress code was the first one to reach the station. To prevent any female fans from recognising me, I discarded my usual jeans and glaring red shoes for a pair of shorts and a pair of blue Converse sneakers. Upon seeing me, Siu Kai couldn't believe it. "What! You dress like this today. No need to work ah!" Sui Kai said in disbelief. The second shock was Figo. He dressed like a P.E teacher. What a disguise! After receiving a call from GYS and Himeyaalan that traffic was clear. We soon made our way to Orchard Road which would take about 20 minutes to reach. To our shock, millions of female fans were already packing outside. A 20 minutes walk soon became an hour walk. We were busy shaking hands and signing autograph. My butt was squeezed a few times by those fans that it became reddish.

Finally, the fans were forced to disperse after the Riot Unit was called in. Sand water and smoke-bomb were targeted at them. Most of their clothes were transparent as a result. We were then escorted safely to meet up with the rest of the members. We went to KFC to promote our Losers' set lunch. Figo performed a disgusting act by playing with his cheese. At about 7pm, our next stop was at HMV. Much to the joy of our awaiting fans, the LOSERS finally arrived. MILK! Those were the words covering the assets of a BUI-LIAN. That was a unique T-Shirt! I wondered how the guys in poly would react if Xue-er was wearing that T-Shirt. Shiok, right! As soon as

Another day at office again... 21th March

Ring! Ring! Ring! It's morning again at 6.30am. Sianz! How come time passes so fast especially when you are sleeping. I thought that I just closed my eyes a few minutes ago and now had to open them again. It was time to part company with my beloved bolster. Parting away with my bolster was just like leaving my char bo. Forcing myself out of the bed, I made a slow walk to the toilet to release some water. Understand?

I left the house about an hour later and made my way to the LRT (Lousy Rail Train). Every morning, the train would be so packed that you had to wait the next one unless it came in 2 carriages. I spotted the train but there was no chance of me boarding it. Damn it! Have to wait another 5 mins again! Worst still, no chio office girl. I still remember that I saw a Ryoko look-alike office girl a few days ago. Quite chio, quite tall but a bit thin. Going to ACS(I) was very inconvinent for me even though it was near SP. After LRT, I needed to board the MRT from Chua Chu Kang to Jurong. After Jurong, I had to transit another train travelling towards the city. After alighting at Dover MRT, I had to take another bus to ACS(I). After reaching the school, I still need to walk the long passageway to my office. Finally! "Good morning, John!" That was the first sentence coming out of my mouth every day at work.

W! W! W! DOT! SOCCERNET! DOT! COM! Oh man, Arsenal was out of the champions league. What a loser! A few weeks ago, the NO.2 manager Arsene Wenger claimed that "We will win the champions league this season.". They couldn't even beat a reserve Juventus side and their star striker missed the 2nd penalty in 2 consecutive european matches. This meant that Man U didn't have to face them in the quarter-final. The bad news was that, they would have more energy to challenge for the title.

It was 12.30pm and it was time for lunch. My collegue suggested that we shall go to SP for lunch. This was the second time that I sat his motor. This feeling was so fast and fury. Finally, we arrived at Foodcourt 2. We found a seat besides a group of girls. Upon eating, another friend of theirs joined them and she sat opposite of me, just a foot away. My collegue asked me for my opinion. I gave her a rating of 4 and he agreed too. Suddenly, she dropped something onto the floor but she refused to pick it up. Was that a hint to me? I looked down and saw a ten-cent coin. I picked it up and passed it to her. She said "Thanks" but daren't looked at me. Instead she kept on giggling and whispered something to her friend. Soon after, we left. My collegue asked me why I let go of a good opportunity to know that girl. I just insist that she was not my type.

After reaching the office, I received a call requesting me to go to the vice-principal office to remove a virus in her computer. Was it a trap? Would the vice-principal abused her authority and took advantage of me? There was no time to lose and I couldn't afford to lose this job. I made my way up to her dungeon. It was chilly cold. Luckily, she was not there. Her secretary asked me to go in and checked the computer. While checking, I noticed many pairs of eyes looking at me outside the office. "Hey look! He's here!" One of the staff said. "Finally I can get to see him in real person." screamed one of them. I realised that they were actually my fans. I told them that I was not free to sign authorgraphs for them. Luckily, they didn't disturb me and just stood outside the room. They were so different from my younger female fans. The young ones would have taken advantage of me already.

Damn it! It was a trap. There wasn't any virus. I quickly left the dungeon and ran back to my office. That was my day at office.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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