my Introduction

Before I begin my introduction, let me say a few words. "I AM A BORN LOSER." - from the creator of this site.

Do you know what each of the cartoon characters represents? You can be one of them in the near future. The first character on the left is Ah-Kai. Ah-Kai is a former president of the previous generation of LOSERS. Look at him now, he's married with his long-time target Ms H. Ah-Kai has an unforgetable incident when he is 19 years of age. Nobody believe that he is 19 years old even though his IC says so. WHAT! It's damn true. Because of this incident, Ah-Kai gets upset easily whenever someone mentions his age. Luckily, Ms H believes that Ah-Kai is a truly 19 years old teenager and give him all the support that he needs. In the end, they live happily ever after.

On the right is Ah-Goh, a chief advisor of LOSERS. He is now married with Ms P. He puts on his trademark Turtle cap and bag wherever he goes. He brings laughter to everyone on the street. Without him, life is never the same as before. Once while waiting for the traffic light to change red, Ah-Goh performs his newly invented Para-Para turtle dance. Without seconds, he catches the attention of Ms P (a pesdestrain at that time). While crossing the road, she keeps looking at Ah-Goh without knowing that the traffic light has now changes to green. All of a sudden, a Ferarri dashes out. Sensing that danger is approaching, Ah-Goh stops his dance and rushes foward to shield Ms P using his turtle bag. Within seconds, Ah-Goh holds Ms P tightly in his arms and looks into her eyes like a pervert followed by his pervertic smile. Ms P is now Ah-Goh's woman...

Lastly, the character (kneeling and crying) in the center is no other than Ah-Sing. Born with a bad boy look cum golden hair in his young days, Ah-Sing is the type of man that most young girls like except for a few like Ms Z, Ms X and etc. Ms A is the latest girl to enter Ah-Sing's love life. Depsite suffering a few setbacks, his love (i think puppy love is a better word) for Ms A has always been so strong. The Ah-Sing that we see now is an Ah-Pek spotted with beer belly and bald head all because of the influence of beer needed to drown his sorrow. Ms A still refuses to give Ah-Sing a chance.

*All the names and characters that appeared above are intentional. What! It's true...